FIRST, this is also a post you should read with some humor, okay. And I don't
know any of these persons and have just seen/meet them briefly. So this is
just my opinions of them, nothing else.

My thoughts about the TH crew.

Marcus - Shares the spot for "best securityguard" togheter with Michael. He is
handsome, sweet, he doesn't look as angry as some of the others. And it is
still hilarious that he forgot his jacket in the security scan in Moscow...haha.

Michael - Best securityguard #2, was with the band during 2009 mostly. Always
calm and nice, haha. And I'm still happy he did not locked us all in a cage
when we runned into him outside the EMA 2009 aftershowparty.

Baldyguard - Don't know his name, but he is bald, so yeah. Was with the
band in 2009, during humanoid 2010, and maybe later? My memory is shitty.
Anyway he is one of the evil ones, he was quite rude in Rome, haha I can still
be mad when I think about it.

Evilguard - Yep, this is the evil one number #2. Don't know his name either.
But he was evil togheter with the bald one, haha they made up in a "evil-team".

Jäki - The tourmanager during Humanoid Tour. He looked exactly the same
during the whole tour. He always had this intense blue suit/jacket and we
laughed about that he must have a closet with hundreds of exactly the same
suits/jackets. Anyway he did not seemed to know how to smile. He always
looked like he had bitten in a really sour...apple, or something.

Conrad/Konrad - One of their busdrivers. ALWAYS had to move like a tousend
bottles of water from the busses to the hotels and the other way. So before we
knowed his name we called him simple "waterboy" but well, he is not really a
boy he is rather a grey old man, hehe.

Markus - The other busdriver, always wore shorts (even in cold snowy
Sweden I believe)

Gordon - Can't really call him crew but he was on the tour so. Haha, the one
and only dog walker! Were Gordon were, their dogs were. I'm impressed that
he always was so calm and friendly even though some people had problems
to behave and chased both him and the poor dogs.

Natalie - The ice queen. No kidding, I think she is sweet. I did not see her
that much at the tour, just 2-3 times I believe. So I don't really have an
opinion about her at all.

Andreas - Not a crew member either (HA HA) but he was with them at the tour
at some locations. Saw him in Rome, Milan and Paris (and more? dunno) He
was the bait for the fans. He walked out of the hotel first, and every fan tured
their attention to him, and the band sneaked out somewhere else. So the
lesson we learned was - Ignore what Andreas do, cause the band will not do
the same. Pah.